I'm a teenager: So obviously I must be stupid.
I'm a teenager: So I must always be hit my cupid.
I'm a teenager: So I must not be mentally stable.
I'm a teenager: So I must cry at least sixteen times a day.
I'm a teenager: So I must hate you if I don't get what I want.
I'm a teenager: So I must over exaggerate things to what they really are not.
I'm a teenager: So I must always be lying.
I'm a teenager: So I must never use my manners.
I'm a teenager: So I must always talk back.
I'm a teenager: So I must always physically abuse people who are smaller.
I'm a teenager: So I must wear skinny jeans and slit my wrists.
I'm a teenager: So